Sorry, Charlie Fans
May. 13th, 2014 11:58 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lightofdayeBut in the dulcet tones of Stephen Fry, I've just heard a quote that changes everything.
'None of your brothers caused this trouble!' Mrs Weasley raged at the twins as she slammed a fresh flagon of Butterbeer on to the table, spilling almost as much again. 'Bill didn't feel the need to apparate every few feet! Charlie didn't charm everything he met! Percy -'
-OotP page 80.
See what I mean? No?
Charlie didn't charm everything he met!
Sex-god Fanon denied! It's there in black and white... ;P
'None of your brothers caused this trouble!' Mrs Weasley raged at the twins as she slammed a fresh flagon of Butterbeer on to the table, spilling almost as much again. 'Bill didn't feel the need to apparate every few feet! Charlie didn't charm everything he met! Percy -'
-OotP page 80.
See what I mean? No?
Charlie didn't charm everything he met!
Sex-god Fanon denied! It's there in black and white... ;P
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Date: 2014-05-13 02:18 pm (UTC)but it's clearly mother-amnesia; since I clearly doubt that someone who ended a Cursebreaker and the other a DragonTamer would Not cause Any trouble.
plus Bill got long-haired fang-earring and wore clothes "that would not be out of place at a rock concert" so clearly mrs. weasley is totally having selective memory.
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Date: 2014-05-13 05:38 pm (UTC)