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Title: Getting Over, Getting Under
Author:lightofdaye
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no)
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Hermione/Blaise/Draco/Theo (Fandom – Harry Potter)
Challenge/Prompts used: As below.
Summary: Hermione does something wild after a break up.
Rating/Warnings: NC-17 , PWP, gangbang, blowjobs, vaginal sex, sloppy seconds, sloppier thirds, former Ron/Hermione
Word count: 984
Author's Notes (if any): I would not ever write this if not for fwf
Editor's Notes: Written while drunk for [community profile] firewhiskeyfic and then cleaned up by sober me. I try to keep this as close to the original as possible just giving you my best guess as to what I was trying to write at the time. i.e.) SPaG corrections but no drastic rewrites or improvements. I stand by the author's note in its entirety.

Original drunk version is here

Prompts:
Gilderoy Lockhart

Sex Ed

Honey

Birds of a Feather

Well-Bred

Total Eclipse (of the Heart)


Award for Best Smut(!)
Award image under this cut )
Image by [personal profile] sdk

Story under this cut )
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Title: Keeping Warm
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom:Kingsley Shacklebolt/Hestia Jones
Challenge/Prompts used: Kingsley Shacklebolt,Glacius,Mulled Wine,Ice Skating,Mittens,"Is it spring yet?"
Summary: Hestia will not be denied her date night.
Rating/Warnings: nc-17 for sex, power imbalance (not dwelt on),alcohol usage, erection difficulties, rimming, vaginal sex.
Word count: ~1.3k
Author's Notes: This was written for 9th December 2023 round of [community profile] firewhiskeyfic. I can't face cleaning more than the header write now. So have link to the original if I ever clean it I will add it below. It was a smaller round than sometimes which might account for why I won things! "Least Coherent", "Funniest Entry", and "Best Smut" (Jointly with the very deserving [personal profile] lq_traintracks) Awards, look below for the pretty banner done by the amazing [personal profile] sdk.

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Awards )
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Title: Just Another Weasley Sex Shop Story
Rating: NC-17
Characters & Pairing: Fred Weasley/Angelina Johnson, George Weasley/Lee Jordan, Percy Weasley/Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley/Verity, Pansy Parkinson/Ginny Weasley, Charlie Weasley/Luna Lovegood, Harry Potter/Alicia Spinnet/Katie Bell
Word Count: ~1,700
Content: Het, Slash, Femmeslash, Kissing, Blowjob, Cunnilingus, Titfuck, vaginal sex, sex toys, anal sex (slash and het).
Disclaimer: The characters, settings and HP Franchise as a whole are owned by JKR and not by me. I make no profit from writing this piece of fanfiction.
Summary: see title.
original Author's note: Given the prompts it seemed sensible to make this a "Fred Weasley lives" fic as I am sure many people would have preferred to start with. Really though you should have seen it coming – two twins? She had one to spare, obviously.
Editor's note: Written for the 1st April 2023 round of [community profile] firewhiskeyfic and therefore written drunk. I have cleaned this up correcting typing to my best guess of what I meant at the time and eliminating meta references but otherwise leaving the story intact.

Given the length and number of pairings, you will deduce that each pairing and action only appears very briefly.

The prompts were: Fred & George Weasley, Riddikulus, Court Jester ,Sex Pollen, On Heat/In Heat, Tiptoe Through the Tulips. I used all of them except the last one.

The much superior unaltered drunk version is available on the community page here


Just Another Weasley Sex Shop Story )
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Title:Fireside Fucking
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom:Harry Potter/Lavender Brown (from the Harry Potter fandom)
Challenge/Prompts used: All I hope.
Summary:A fic written to fulfil fwf prompts and have characters fuck.
Rating/Warnings: nc-17, magic, fucking, too meta by far
Word count: 1,540
Author's Notes (if any):this is the longest thing I've written so far this year. -_-
Editor's notes: This was written for the 20th January 2023 round of [community profile] firewhiskeyfic while drunk. This is the cleaned version but aside from correcting the spelling, I've made as few edits as possible. The major one being de-bowdlerising the title. The prompts were: Hagrid, Forbidden Forest, Stripped Bare, Cuddling by the Fire, Ice and Snow, “Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.”

The Original drunk version in all its glory can be read here

Fireside Fucking )
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Title:The Witching Hour
Rating:NC-17
Characters & Pairing:Hermione Granger/Neville Longbottom
Word Count: 1,224
Content: PWP, Blowjob, cunnilingus, vaginal sex
Disclaimer: The characters, settings and HP Franchise as a whole are owned by JKR and not by me. I make no profit from writing this piece of fanfiction.
Summary:Hermione appears at Neville's, late at night.
A/n:This is for the latest round of [community profile] firewhiskeyfic(Third(!) this year I've done. Fourth in total I think) so this was written drunk. I've tidied up the typing as much as possible and removed the meta comments but otherwise changed it as little as possible. As they were the best bits though you may prefer to read the original unaltered version available Here

The Prompts were: Nearly Headless Nick, Godric's Hollow, Jack-o'-lantern, Graveyard, Harvest Party and Bewitch. I opted to include them asap and write some smut instead.

I've also opted to write way more author's notes than usual. I'm sure you find them entertaining and elucidating though.


The Witching Hour )
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Title:A Night All Out
Rating: NC-17
Characters & Pairing:Hermione/Kingsley (unrequited), Hermione/Blaise, Harry/Katie, Ron/Rosmerta
Word Count: 2,005
Content: Work place relationships/power imbalanced relationship, erectile dysfuction, semi-public sex, drunk sex, blow job, premature ejaculation, facial, cunnilingus, anal play, titfuck, wall sex, ron positive.
Disclaimer: The characters, settings and HP Franchise as a whole are owned by JKR and not by me. I make no profit from writing this piece of fanfiction.
Summary:The trio are out on the pull
A/n: Written for the July 2022 edition of [community profile] firewhiskeyfic using the prompts:
Madam Rosmerta and/or Aberforth Dumbledore
Hog's Head
Marathon
Insomnia
Forced Proximity
One Too Many

This means it was written drunk and has been subsequently cleaned up. I've done minimal edits beyond fixing the typing to what I was presumably trying to write while drunk and removing some more meta jokes. The original (drunk) version can be read here. And you can see why it won the coveted 'Most incoherent' prize by popular vote.


Read more... )
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Title:Muggle Ingenuity
Rating: NC-17/Explicit
Characters & Pairing: Katie Bell/Alicia Spinnet
Word Count: 755
Content: explicit sexual content, sex toys, magic wand, written drunk and edited sober.
Disclaimer: The characters, settings and HP Franchise as a whole are owned by JKR and not by me. I make no profit from writing this piece of fanfiction.
Summary:
A/n:As my f-list is well aware [community profile] firewhiskeyfic happened recently! And here's an cleaned up version of my entry.

The round was Arthur Weasley themed and the prompts were: Arthur Weasley, Ottery St Catchpole, Misuse of Muggle Artifacts, Plugs, Tinker, Dad. Of which I used all except Tinker albeit mostly in a blink and you'll missed it way.

I've edited this as little as possible, correcting spelling and typing errors to what I guess I intended but not revising it any further. The original in all it's drunken glory can be read here


Muggle Ingenuity )

Reveals

Jan. 31st, 2022 08:48 pm
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[community profile] firewhiskeyfic reveals are up! I can claim admit confess to proudly proclaim that I wrote Muggle Ingenuity featuring Katie & Alicia, a magic wand, and lots and lots of typos.

I usually do a cleaned up version but haven't managed it yet. If I do one and put it on ao3 that would be the mentioned-in-the-previous-post 200th entry which is not the most auspicious.

But then my muse otherwise seems to be in hibernation or possible scared off by my lofty ambitions to try and write more than a drabble.

*sigh*
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Title: Valentine's Medley
Rating: NC-17
Characters & Pairing: Lavender/Parvati, Ron/Hermione + Harry, Dean/Seamus and spoiler: McGonagall/Percy Weasley end spoiler
Word Count: 1,448
Content: blowjobs, anal sex, lightly implied voyeurism, cunnilingus, vaginal sex
Disclaimer: The characters, settings and HP Franchise as a whole are owned by JKR and not by me. I make no profit from writing this piece of fanfiction.
Summary:Hogwarts is always tumultuous at valentine’s time
A/n: Written for the Feb 2021 "Awkward First Date" Edition of [community profile] firewhiskeyfic. The prompts were: Lavender Brown, Madam Puddifoot's Tea Shop, Dirigible plums, Amortentia, "Oh, to be young and feel love's keen sting." And I also worked in the edition title as an extra prompt.

The original drunk version is here. This has been clean up as little as possible, just typing corrections to be as close as to what I was originally trying to type as possible without cleaning up say word choice or flow or any other elements.

Participant Banner )

Valentine's Medley )
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Title: Wild Oats And The Spreading Thereof
Rating: NC-17
Characters & Pairing: Harry/Seamus/Lavender, George/Katie, Fred/Alicia, Pansy/Hermione, Neville/Ginny
Word Count: 1,754
Content: Tongue in cheek, Alcohol use, Explicit Sexual content, oral sex, anal play, vaginal sex,FredLivesAU, pegging, bondage, object insertion/tentacle sex by way of magic plants, more vaginal sex
Disclaimer: The characters, settings and HP Franchise as a whole are owned by JKR and not by me. I make no profit from writing this piece of fanfiction.
Summary: Harry and Neville have a wild party for their twenty third birthday.
A/n: Written for July 2020 Round of [community profile] firewhiskeyfic and the prompts: Neville Longbottom, Grimmauld Place, Devil's Snare, "There's Only One Bed" and Blocked Floo. This is the cleaned up version, I've fixed the typos as much as possible and removed any authorial notes, (it's more edited than my usual fic!) but otherwise I've left it as unaltered as possible. It is a little tongue in cheek and has a throw everything against the wall approach. So most of those tags only occur quite briefly.

If you'd like to read the original drunk creation it is located on the comm:here

As usual [personal profile] sdk created fantastic banners for all participants:
Banner )

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Wild Oats And The Spreading Thereof )
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Title:Why They Call It Knockturn Alley
Rating: NC-17
Characters & Pairing:Harry Potter/Pansy Parkinson, Severus Snape
Word Count: 2,300 words
Content: Explicit Sex, Inexplicable ressurection of Snape, Prostitution, Sex, blowjob, vaginal sex, amazon position, drinking, smoking.
Disclaimer: The characters, settings and HP Franchise as a whole are owned by JKR and not by me. I make no profit from writing this piece of fanfiction.
Summary:Harry takes a wrong turn
A/n: Written while drunk for the January 2020 edition of [community profile] firewhiskeyfic, for the prompts: "Severus Snape", "Knockturn Alley", "Frostbite" and "Iceplay". It was then Edited while sober. A note on editing, I've endeavoured to clean up typos, wrong and missing words and grammar errors while doing as little as possible to the fic otherwise. The fully drunk version is available here

I'm proud that in the public vote for the round, this fic was awarded the 'Best Smut' prize and shared the award for 'Best Use of Prompt' with two other fics. This means it won these stunning banners by [personal profile] sdk.

Pretty pictures under the cut )
Why They Call It Knockturn Alley )

fwf

Jan. 31st, 2020 10:59 pm
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currently a bit sloshed and taking part in [community profile] firewhiskeyfic 

i guess most people on my fl alreayd know but if you feel like having a few drinks and writing some sponateous uneditted fic tonight, check it out.

 
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Title: Experimentation
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Harry/Parvati and various other Eighth Year Pairings.
Challenge: Harry Potter, Anniversary, "What do you mean, I'm not brave in bed?", Mirror of Erised, Room of Requirement.
Summary: Harry needs to have his horizons opened.
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, PWP, titfuck, bondage, toys, Voyeurism, threesome,
Word count: 1,204
Author's Notes:I tried to go with what seemed to be the obvious use of the quote prompt and built up from there.
Editor’s Notes: Written for the July 17 round of [community profile] firewhiskeyfic. This has been cleaned of typing errors but otherwise left unimproved. The original drunk version is available: Here.

Along with [personal profile] lq_traintracks and [personal profile] torino10154, I was awarded the award for 'Best Use Of Prompts!' and received this lovely banner by [personal profile] sdk

My Banner! )

Experimentation )
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[community profile] firewhiskeyfic  is running today. With some Harry-centric prompts.

This necessitated a trip to the supermarket. My purchases: 330ml of Captain Morgan's. 2 litres of  Pepsi Max Cherry (being marginally less overpriced that Dr Pepper at the moment) and two bars of Cadbury's chocolate. (one Dairy Milk and one Oreo)

I went out in the pouring rain to do this. I'm 90% sure from the cheery way the cashier said 'have a nice weekend' that he must thing I'm a depressed alcoholic. 

The things one does for fandom.

edit: correcting so many typos. I've no drunk anything yet!
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Title:What is Earth Day Anyway?
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Next Genners/HP (James/Dominique, Lysander>Luna unrequited (I didn't mean it! I forget they were related), Lorcan/Roxy, Lucy/Lily, Al/Scorpius/Rose
Challenge: All I hope. (They were: Earth Day, Luna Lovegood, The Black Lake, Camping & Centaurs)
Summary:A camping trip for earth day!
Rating/Warnings:NC-17 if I manage it. Teenagers having sex. I'm not specific about their ages but in the older ranges of teenaged. Incest (lots of cousins and an accidentally implied Oedipus complex), oral, scissoring, bisexuality, anal, Lucky Pierre, spooning.
Word count:1,195
Author's Notes (if any):I shall have another shot or two before writing this it looks far too coherent.

Translator’s note: Cleaned up version of my [community profile] firewhiskeyfic piece. I’ve cleared up the typos but I’ve kept it as close as possible to the original intent. The non-cleaned version is here. NB: Despite the header, very little of the intended crush Lysander had on Luna actually made it to the text.


Banner )


What is Earth Day Anyway? )

FWF

Apr. 22nd, 2017 09:57 pm
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[community profile] firewhiskeyfic /[livejournal.com profile] firewhiskeyfic  Should be starting up soon on DW.

I've been pre-drinking water. (wild.) So I may start on my rum.

Do join if you like for some tipsy writing. 
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Title:Forbidden like The Forest
Author:lightofdaye
I am of legal drinking age in my region: Yep.
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom:Lily Luna Potter/Scorpius, Fandom: Harry Potter
Challenge: Lily Luna Potter, Lily Evans Potter, Forbidden (Forest), Cauldron, Halloween, Autumn colour
Summary: Scorpius shouldn’t be doing this and yet he is.
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, pwp, het porno
Word count:1,431
Author's Notes (if any): This is the cleaned up version of the second fic I’ve written for Firewhiskeyfic. I’ve corrected typos and word choices to my best guess at what I was thinking at time but otherwise tried not to improve it. (Like fix the continuity of clothes/sex positions :S) Out of character stuff as been moved to footnotes.

The original can be seen here in all it’s award-winning incoherent glory. Look at my banner!

So Pretty )

Original A/n (corrected): From the look of this header I'm not drunk enough yet. From the look of this summary maybe I am. Next-Gen but not Cursed Child compliant because fuck that. This bit was written later as you can see from all the typos. Also I’m falling off my chair right now.

Forbidden Like The Forest )

tipsy

Oct. 1st, 2016 08:34 pm
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taking part in [livejournal.com profile] firewhiskeyfic

have had much rum.

perceptions definitely altered.

How are you all?
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Title: At Flourish & Blotts
Rating: NC-17 I expect
Characters & Pairing: Draco/Neville for you slashers, Harry/Pansy for me, Hermione/Luna to get a full spectrum of sexuality in.
Word Count: ~849
Content: sex, blowjobs, pickup lines? cowgirl position.
Disclaimer: The characters, settings and HP Franchise as a whole are owned by JKR and not by me. I make no profit from writing this piece of fanfiction.
Summary:No one gets seduced at Flourish & Blotts
A/n: My first time writing for [livejournal.com profile] firewhiskeyfic, I can't thank the mods enough for starting this up again. Below is a version with the typos and word choice corrected to my best guess of what I was trying to write but not improved beyond that. The much superior, completely unedited drunk version is on the comm: here.


At Flourish & Blotts )
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[livejournal.com profile] firewhiskeyfic has posted 13 fics of drunk writing. check em out and enjoy our terrible typing! :D

Maybe even vote for me in a variety of categories.

I'm not going to be able to do much else this evening....

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