Sorry, Charlie Fans

But in the dulcet tones of Stephen Fry, I've just heard a quote that changes everything.

'None of your brothers caused this trouble!' Mrs Weasley raged at the twins as she slammed a fresh flagon of Butterbeer on to the table, spilling almost as much again. 'Bill didn't feel the need to apparate every few feet! Charlie didn't charm everything he met! Percy -'
-OotP page 80.

See what I mean? No?

Charlie didn't charm everything he met!

Sex-god Fanon denied! It's there in black and white... ;P