Sorry, Charlie Fans

[lightofdaye]

But in the dulcet tones of Stephen Fry, I've just heard a quote that changes everything.

'None of your brothers caused this trouble!' Mrs Weasley raged at the twins as she slammed a fresh flagon of Butterbeer on to the table, spilling almost as much again. 'Bill didn't feel the need to apparate every few feet! Charlie didn't charm everything he met! Percy -'
-OotP page 80.

See what I mean? No?

Charlie didn't charm everything he met!

Sex-god Fanon denied! It's there in black and white... ;P

Comments

[torino10154]

Playing along to be silly--the Twins Apparate all over the house because they *can* so I'd wager Charlie could have, which is more the point and, in fact, I'd say that line confirms it.

Or you could argue that everything is not the same as everyone. :P

[lightofdaye]

Well true Charlie probably has to be very selective with turning on his sexgod charm. Otherwise he might end up in bed with an ugly person. or a slytherin. Or an ugly slytherin or something.

[tamlane.livejournal.com]

Haha, jinx! Great minds...

[tamlane.livejournal.com]

He has to be selective about it or the Wizarding world would come to a standstill and mass riots would break out and whatnot. Amirite?

[tamlane.livejournal.com]

I think it's funny how many times throughout the books Mrs. Weasley basically equates Bill and Charlie with perfect little angels.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

[lightofdaye]

I see you're dodging the issue! :P

But yeah methinks Mrs Weasley's memory is highly self-serving. Since in this very quote she abouts to say about how awesome Percy is before realising Percy is not currently being awesome.

[tamlane.livejournal.com]

At least he knows that dragons don't make for a romantic first date.

[lightofdaye]

well may he knew from past attempts... :D

[nevrafire.livejournal.com]

This made me giggle.

but it's clearly mother-amnesia; since I clearly doubt that someone who ended a Cursebreaker and the other a DragonTamer would Not cause Any trouble.

plus Bill got long-haired fang-earring and wore clothes "that would not be out of place at a rock concert" so clearly mrs. weasley is totally having selective memory.

[lightofdaye]

oh definitely.

[nutmeg-44.livejournal.com]

Stop trying to kill my dreams, Daye! Hehehe, Charlie just didn't get caught. If anything, that quote just shows that the Twins were sloppy. ;)

[lightofdaye]

Haha! yes, poor twins. Not nearly as cool as Charlie :P

[nutmeg-44.livejournal.com]

They just have a different cool is all.

[tiberiusirius.livejournal.com]

Charlie may have not charmed everything he met according to that quote, but to me this just reinforces the fact that he could have if he wanted to...he just chose not to so there!

[lightofdaye]

darn you people and your logic. ;P