Drabble: Tiff (Harry/Pansy)

[lightofdaye]

Title: Tiff
Rating: PG-13
Characters & Pairing: Harry Potter/Pansy Parkinson
Word Count: 1 x 100
Content: domestic dispute, mildly suggestive, humour
Disclaimer: The characters, settings and HP Franchise as a whole are owned by JKR and not by me. I make no profit from writing this piece of fanfiction.
Summary: Pansy has a unique method of resolving arguments.
A/n: Unbeta'd. Written for harry100's Prompt #503: "Question and Answer"

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"Pansy," Harry Potter said unhappily when they got home. "Why did you say that to Hermione?"

Pansy pulled off her cloak.

"I was just being honest."

"There's honesty and there's tact" Harry responded.

"Would it help if I said I was sorry?"

Pansy's dress slithered off her shoulders, leaving her in nothing but lingerie. She leant in, showing off her barely contained cleavage.

"You can't solve every argument by seducing me," Harry objected.

"Dear," she said "I don't think sex is the answer to everything. Sex is the question and the answer is…"

"Yes," Harry replied, semi-reluctantly.

But only Semi.

Comments

[torino10154]

I suspect that's not the first time they've resolved their arguments this way. :D Nice job!!

[lightofdaye]

You may just be right! ;)

Thanks for reading!