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lightofdayeTitle: Gifts & Bribes
Rating: G
Characters & Pairing: Harry Potter, Various ladies, ultimately:*spoiler*Harry/Susan *end spoiler*
Word Count: 2 x 100
Content: no warnings
Disclaimer: The characters, settings and HP Franchise as a whole are owned by JKR and not by me. I make no profit from writing this piece of fanfiction.
Summary:Everyone in the office is going to great lengths to be Harry's next girlfriend.
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harry100's prompt #459: "Biscuits".
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All the ladies in the office were celebrating a momentous occasion. Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley had split up.
“Who do you think he’ll go out with next?” said Angelina who was taken but still interested.
“Me, obviously.” Pansy Parkinson butting into a private conversation. “Opposites attract.”
“I sent chocolates to his office,” said Lavender.
“Well, I sent flowers,” said Padma. “Lots of them.”
“That’s nothing,” snorted Katie Bell. “I got Quidditch tickets. We can watch the Tornados flatten the Harpies together.”
“I made him biscuits.” Susan Bones said quietly.
Everyone else stared at her and tried not to laugh.
Harry arrived and went into his office, everyone waited with baited breath. He didn’t react to the piles of gifts and bribes that filled the office before the door closed.
Long moments passed, no-one even pretended to be working instead of watching and waiting.
Eventually the door opened a crack and Harry stuck his head out, looking rather pink in the face. He ran a hand through his hair and said;
“Susan could I have a word, please?”
Beaming Susan trotted into his office while everyone else scowled and muttered to themselves disbelievingly.
Biscuits. How was that what actually worked?
Rating: G
Characters & Pairing: Harry Potter, Various ladies, ultimately:*spoiler*Harry/Susan *end spoiler*
Word Count: 2 x 100
Content: no warnings
Disclaimer: The characters, settings and HP Franchise as a whole are owned by JKR and not by me. I make no profit from writing this piece of fanfiction.
Summary:Everyone in the office is going to great lengths to be Harry's next girlfriend.
A/n: Written for
harry100's prompt #459: "Biscuits".---
All the ladies in the office were celebrating a momentous occasion. Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley had split up.
“Who do you think he’ll go out with next?” said Angelina who was taken but still interested.
“Me, obviously.” Pansy Parkinson butting into a private conversation. “Opposites attract.”
“I sent chocolates to his office,” said Lavender.
“Well, I sent flowers,” said Padma. “Lots of them.”
“That’s nothing,” snorted Katie Bell. “I got Quidditch tickets. We can watch the Tornados flatten the Harpies together.”
“I made him biscuits.” Susan Bones said quietly.
Everyone else stared at her and tried not to laugh.
Harry arrived and went into his office, everyone waited with baited breath. He didn’t react to the piles of gifts and bribes that filled the office before the door closed.
Long moments passed, no-one even pretended to be working instead of watching and waiting.
Eventually the door opened a crack and Harry stuck his head out, looking rather pink in the face. He ran a hand through his hair and said;
“Susan could I have a word, please?”
Beaming Susan trotted into his office while everyone else scowled and muttered to themselves disbelievingly.
Biscuits. How was that what actually worked?
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