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lightofdayeTitle: Mixed Results
Word Count:
Rating: PG-13
Characters & Pairing: Harry/Unknown, Harry & Ron
Content: sexual reference, humour, dialogue only.
Disclaimer: The characters, settings and HP Franchise as a whole are owned by JKR and not by me. I make no profit from writing this piece of fanfiction.
Summary: Harry brought a new pair of trousers for his anniversary. It didn't go as planned.
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harry100's Prompt #540: "leather". I got lazy and wrote dialogue descripting the scene rather than the scene itself and as a bonus didn't have to pick a partner for Harry. Probably not Ginny since he's talking to Ron but otherwise whoever you like?
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“You’re looking glum, the Anniversary didn’t go well?”
“Hey, Ron. It did and it didn’t.”
“Are you going to explain or am I going to have to keep asking?”
“Well, I wore those new leather trousers, they worked a treat, drove her crazy.”
“So what’s the problem?”
“Couldn’t get them off.”
“Well, you’re not wearing them now.”
“No, I am not.”
“So...”
“So, she disappeared them, before I could stop her. You know she can never reappear anything she vanishes.”
“Harry… your girl strips you down to go to town on you, and you’re disappointed?”
“…They were expensive, man”
“Cheapskate.”
Word Count:
Rating: PG-13
Characters & Pairing: Harry/Unknown, Harry & Ron
Content: sexual reference, humour, dialogue only.
Disclaimer: The characters, settings and HP Franchise as a whole are owned by JKR and not by me. I make no profit from writing this piece of fanfiction.
Summary: Harry brought a new pair of trousers for his anniversary. It didn't go as planned.
A/n: Unbeta'd. Written for
harry100's Prompt #540: "leather". I got lazy and wrote dialogue descripting the scene rather than the scene itself and as a bonus didn't have to pick a partner for Harry. Probably not Ginny since he's talking to Ron but otherwise whoever you like?- - -
“You’re looking glum, the Anniversary didn’t go well?”
“Hey, Ron. It did and it didn’t.”
“Are you going to explain or am I going to have to keep asking?”
“Well, I wore those new leather trousers, they worked a treat, drove her crazy.”
“So what’s the problem?”
“Couldn’t get them off.”
“Well, you’re not wearing them now.”
“No, I am not.”
“So...”
“So, she disappeared them, before I could stop her. You know she can never reappear anything she vanishes.”
“Harry… your girl strips you down to go to town on you, and you’re disappointed?”
“…They were expensive, man”
“Cheapskate.”
