Drabble: On The Market (Hermione & Harry)
Jul. 20th, 2025 08:58 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lightofdayeTitle: On The Market
Rating: PG
Characters & Pairing: Hermione Granger, Harry Potter
Word Count: 1 x 100
Content: break up, humour, everyone wants harry
Disclaimer: The characters, settings and HP Franchise as a whole are owned by JKR and not by me. I make no profit from writing this piece of fanfiction.
Summary: Gossip travels even faster when Apparition is involved
A/n: Unbeta'd. Written for![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
harry100's Prompt #522: "Apparate", I liked the idea but it didn't quite work at this length. I probably shouldn't say that in opening notes but whatever.
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In her office, Hermione Granger listened to Harry Potter's woes.
(Pop)
"Why can't I make relationships work?" He said.
(Crack)
Hermione bit her tongue and settled for making sympathetic noises.
(Crack, pop, crack)
When he'd got it all out, Harry left via floo. Hermione counted to five and then suddenly pulled her office door open.
Half the ministry seem to have Apparated there. Katie Bell, Susan Bones, the Patils, even Pansy Parkinson stared back at her avidly.
"Is it true then?" Lavender Brown said in hushed voices. "Is he on the market again?"
Hermione closed the door in their faces.
Rating: PG
Characters & Pairing: Hermione Granger, Harry Potter
Word Count: 1 x 100
Content: break up, humour, everyone wants harry
Disclaimer: The characters, settings and HP Franchise as a whole are owned by JKR and not by me. I make no profit from writing this piece of fanfiction.
Summary: Gossip travels even faster when Apparition is involved
A/n: Unbeta'd. Written for
harry100's Prompt #522: "Apparate", I liked the idea but it didn't quite work at this length. I probably shouldn't say that in opening notes but whatever. - - -
In her office, Hermione Granger listened to Harry Potter's woes.
(Pop)
"Why can't I make relationships work?" He said.
(Crack)
Hermione bit her tongue and settled for making sympathetic noises.
(Crack, pop, crack)
When he'd got it all out, Harry left via floo. Hermione counted to five and then suddenly pulled her office door open.
Half the ministry seem to have Apparated there. Katie Bell, Susan Bones, the Patils, even Pansy Parkinson stared back at her avidly.
"Is it true then?" Lavender Brown said in hushed voices. "Is he on the market again?"
Hermione closed the door in their faces.
