Drabble: Field Trip (James Sirius, Fred II)

[lightofdaye]

Title: Field Trip
Rating: PG-13
Characters & Pairing:James Sirius Potter, Fred Weasley II
Word Count: 1 x 100
Content: Implied drug use, shamelessly stolen joke.
Disclaimer: The characters, settings and HP Franchise as a whole are owned by JKR and not by me. I make no profit from writing this piece of fanfiction.
Summary:Fred makes holiday plans.
A/n: For hp_nextgen100 prompt :"Intense" Punchline shamelessly ripped off of inspired by Carry On films


“You know where we should go?” Freddie said, coughing slightly over a wrapped cylinder of paper. “After school’s done?”

James regarded him carefully, sharing with Freddie had clearly been a bad idea.

“Camping!” Freddie declared.

“Camping?” James asked, trying to get his cig back.

“Yeah, bring along the girls, Dom, Sandy, whoever you’re crushing on these days.” He dodged James’ grab and took another puff. “That would be intense that would.”

James’ brow furrowed.

“Intense?”

“Yeah, when you’re camping you do everything ‘in tents’” Freddie said and started giggling and he didn’t stop.

James sighed. Freddie was such a lightweight.

Comments

[sportivetricks]

TA DUM TIS

Haven't seen the films so the joke was new to me, and OK yes, I snorted. XD

Awwww. Lightweight corny Freddie. I love it!

[lightofdaye]

Thank you! :) You're too kind.

See if I were a less honest man, you'd think me much wittier.

It's Carry On Cleo. I've not actually seen it myself but my rl uni bff was a big fan and he quoted that line a lot. Apparently it's:

Seneca : Ooh, Arab eh? I've heard they're intense lovers.

Mark Antony : Well naturally, they do everything in tents.

[enchanted_jae]

*titters*

:D

[lightofdaye]

Thanks for reading :)

[enemytosleep]

HA. xD That was so perfectly on brand. Well punned.

[lightofdaye]

Thank you XD

[why_me_why_not]

'in tents' *snorts*

[lightofdaye]

XD

Thanks for reading.