It's BBTP time

I had entirely forgotten that this was coming up or rather than Sept 1 was only a couple of weeks away next sunday.

As usual I think 'wow, I could get a hard start and post multiple entries' and then block takes hold and time wears on...

So the eternal question is... what porn should I write? Who haven't I written recently and doing what? What am I even doing here?

Answers on a postcard.