Separate and sillier head-canon. Harry will not be able to related to his kid's school stories at all.
aL: Dad! I had such a terrible year! H: oh no! who died? al:... no one died. H: oh no! Who tried to kill you. al: No one! H: You know what I'd've called a year with no deaths and no-one trying to kill me? A good one. If that had ever happened. al: Dammit Dad! Everytime!
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Date: 2015-12-03 10:05 pm (UTC)aL: Dad! I had such a terrible year!
H: oh no! who died?
al:... no one died.
H: oh no! Who tried to kill you.
al: No one!
H: You know what I'd've called a year with no deaths and no-one trying to kill me? A good one. If that had ever happened.
al: Dammit Dad! Everytime!