Separate and sillier head-canon. Harry will not be able to related to his kid's school stories at all.

aL: Dad! I had such a terrible year!
H: oh no! who died?
al:... no one died.
H: oh no! Who tried to kill you.
al: No one!
H: You know what I'd've called a year with no deaths and no-one trying to kill me? A good one. If that had ever happened.
al: Dammit Dad! Everytime!